Total Medals Earned: 247 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,630 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/160 points)
Reach level 2 [easy]
First time training
Beat Draiga
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/105 points)
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
You use your surroundings wisely
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Survived A Long Rally
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/28 (15/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
( o ) v ( o )
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
???
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!